Professor Gravy and the Vagoo Special

It's 7:48 PM and Jimmy had just taken four different horse tranquilizing ecstasy candies. Jimmy didn't know it yet, but he was in for a wild ass night.

Jimmy was a curious being that had gone by many names in the past. Now, he didn't like to be called jim, or slimthy shadethy, it was just jimmy. Believe it or not this was his first time taking any sort of rave type drug. He had done ecstasy before at another packed venue somewhere out in the country. Our man was living. The crowd was bumping to a funky reggae beat, riddims of a time not so long ago. This spirits captivated him as with every step he took the ground shook, he walked on the beat as the dance floor glittered with his reflection. Sweat drips off his nose, each drop mesmerizes in a different set of neon trickles. The dance floor is packed and the music pulsated through the roof as everyone was drunk and high off something the Gods referred to as the muse. "Is this your first time here?!" a lady screams from a distance. " No I already have a beer!" Jimmy replies, not knowing what she said. He walks out of the establishment and has a sat on the wall. He stares endlessly at the coconut trees swaying in the distance, he tries to focus on the sound of the wind and the cool grace of the breezes around him. Jimmy sinks his hands on the concrete slab he's sitting on trying not to black out.

*Black out* Jimmy wakes up tongue tied on the brink of death. He looks around and sees that he’s sitting on pure starlight. Somehow our character has been transported to another realm, a realm of endless possibilities and dreams. The real. The meadow is golden and the stars illuminate the field in a purple haze of gold and moonlight. The spell has been casted. Jimmy looks around “damn it Jimmy” he mutters to himself. A cheetah nonchalantly walks into view. “This is the Pleiadian star cluster, I am professor gravy and I grant you and your kindred the Vagoo special”. He walks away and turns saying “you will see me again.”

Jimmy awakens. Day break. Somehow he has returned to earth realm. He looks around, chaos struck. He's not back at the concert but in the middle of town as pandemonium fills the air and fires in the sky. Jimmy does a 360 he sees people running frantically with their belongings and children crying in the street. He sees the sun dark and the moon turned into blood. The sky is red and the scene is covered in must. He sees the woman that had spoken to him the night before staring into the sky, same as him. “The Vagoo special coming soon!” A man yelled from a distance.

Could this be a bad ecstasy trip? Does ecstasy have the power to transport and warp the world around you? Is this how horses really feel? This sucks.

At that point in time he knew this couldn’t be the Vagoo special there’s nothing Vagoo about this. And then, just at that moment, Jimmy knew exactly what was so special about obtaining the Vagoo. BARmageddon. Jimmy knelt down and prayed, Jimmy is calm. “Seek your God”. Don’t do drugs or the spirits will take you!!!